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Mar. 12th, 2010

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From a sociological standpoint, that's what school's supposed to do, but it's still a D: moment.

So, the other day I had the most terrifyingly direct allegorical dream I can remember ever having! It's like a Meaningful Dream from a piece of fiction! In which high school apparently equals a parentally-sanctioned session of aversion conditioning with electroshock punishment and no sensible goal, and the conditioning lasts after the electroshocks withdraw. )

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shoes of the day

top 1. Irregular Choice "Mini Magic" in white/silver 2. River Island peep-toe slingback in blue suede
bottom 3. Office "April's Flower" in green suede 4. Office "Rhythm of My Heart" in purple/pink

 

 





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delicious summaries day: Dean just hopes life with Castiel Gaznayev is somewhat more bareable

I ran out of regular plebefic headers today, but then I remembered I had these delicious comments saved! The Star Trek ones appear to be kink meme ficlets so the comments are probably kink meme prompts.

  1. Aliens de-age Uhura and Kirk back to around 13-15. The only way to age them up? Sex with their soul mate. How does Spock react to the news? McCoy? [AUGHHHH]


  2. or some reason (u can make up why) Spock mind melds with McCoy with the entire crew present. McCoy was hesitant at first to allow it to happen out of fear of something happening to him but Kirk finally convinces him. Unfortunately the worst happens. The mind meld goes haywire and seriously injures bones in the process and putting him into a coma. [But which bones? Say, the humorous? How does a mind meld cause damage to the skeletal structure, anyway?]


  3. With Dean's cellmate Gordon now dead, he less than eagerly awaits the arrival of his replacement. He just hopes life with Castiel Gaznayev is somewhat more bareable than before. [I just bet he does.]


  4. Jim likes taking care of Bones when he’s (puking) sick. Not just because he loves him, which he does, but also because he’s secretly turned on by watching someone throw up. So when Bones gets sick (space-sick, drunk, food poisoning, 23rd century swine flu, don’t care what) Jim is torn between guilt, arousal and sympathy…


  5. Mafia prince Dean meets a weird guy named Castiel while working off his multiple parking tickets' community service at the Taft Ave Soup Kitchen. (And there's torture and PTSD and mystery and stuff.) [Until that parenthetical I was like "Eh, boring - Mafia Prince Dean is soooo last year!" but since there's going to be torture, PTSD, mystery, and most importantly, STUFF, bring it on!]


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Mar. 11th, 2010

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Minor panic attack: averted. Shoes: status unknown.

Sometimes my sense of humor just gets broken when it comes to my parents, because if you assume they can't possibly be serious it will turn out that they are, and the next thing you know, my dad has heat exhaustion or something and my mom has yet another nervous breakdown. And they obviously can't be trusted because 7 years after Dad's accident, they both still think Mom should be allowed to drive long roadtrips solo in spite of her narcolepsy.

Exhibit A, Real Conversations With My ParentsTM:

DAD: Mom's family doesn't trust her to drive anymore. Joe is going to drive us home [from Kansas to AL, that's 9-11 hrs] and then fly back.
ME: Good. I don't trust her to drive anymore either.


He might not remember the Roadtrip from Hell where we were caravaning in 2 cars and she kept slowing down and swerving into the other lane/off the road, but I do.

But sometimes they really aren't serious, actually. Which, THANK ENYA for that. Because I couldn't handle it if they were actually planning to go to Oslo also. My mom's fixation on Carl Larsson's house is bad enough.

Exhibit B, Dad Totally Got Me:

ME: Is it ok if I ask mom to buy me some shoes1 that I can't afford? I'm an adult, so it feels a little embarrassing. Is that shameful?
DAD: You can ask her if you want, even though we're broke from going to the capital of Norway.
ME: What? The capital of Norway? WHEN? I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS!
DAD: You know... Finland? To visit you? Next summer? Remember, from Earth Girls Are Easy2?
ME: ...Oh yeah.




Footnote (1): The shoes in question are Poetic Licence "Right at Home". I ran into them in a shady little dive known as Amazon.com when I reached the end of my rope after exhausting all possibilities in reputable/non-evil UK-based mail-order shoe stores in my aforementioned shoe quest. It was love at first sight. These are the shoes of my soul. No, I'm not making that pun. Nooooo. The black ones, though it was a tough call.




(2): It's a quote. There's a tourism ad for Finland on her TV and Geena Davis, when asked, says that it's the capital of Norway. Anyone who remembers the exact words, feel free to elucidate.

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dressy shoe-boots and heeled oxfords

I have a huge number of dressy heeled shoes to post because I spent the last week trying to find the perfect style to go with a very tough-to-match cocktail dress.

top: 1. Apepazza "Michelangelo" 2. Office "Railway Tracker"
bottom: 3. Nicole "Open Up" 4. Office "Gin and Tonic"

 




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plebefic headers: They are to be transfer students in Kurogin Gakuen as girl

  1. Notes/Warnings: I feel I should mention now that the only thing I know about the Victorian Era is that they dressed their children up like miniature adults. Therefore, while I'm pretty confident in the characterizations here, I don't really know if the concept of a masquerade ball was one that would have been used during this era, nor what kind of music and dancing they would have done there. But this bunny bit me and wouldn't let go, so just suspend belief with me for a little while. Also, this wasn't beta-ed and was typed late at night, so any typos are a mark of how tired I was and not a comment on my linguistic skills. D:


  2. Summary: Kamenashi Kazuya wants to help his older brother, Ueda Tatsuya, finding his happiness. They are to be transfer students in Kurogin Gakuen as girl. And they meet their happiness in there.


  3. Summary: Castiel finds out the hard way that a broken body in a graveyard is the perfect prompting Dean's nightmares.


  4. Summary: This story takes place sometime in the future and it proves that a lot of things can change.


  5. Summary: " I am shaking, my heart is racing, and I can’t tell if I’m dreaming. He suddenly lets go and I back away, holding the keys to my chest. He is just standing there, eyes on me."


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Mar. 10th, 2010

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Okay, so the second pair is only good if you're in a burlesque troupe, but they're so mind-boggling


(DM 1460s in lilac patent, and Bordello "Courtess")


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Susan Sto Helit in Thief of Time

'It makes you wonder if there is anything to astrology, after all.'

'Oh, there is,' said Susan. 'Delusion, wishful thinking and gullibility.'


Which, as Wax points out, is rather ironic considering Susan's own supernatural powers, but still quite pithy.

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plebefic headers: it took me a full lightyear to write this one

  1. Summary: Jude's happy to find a cat impaled by a camera...


  2. Summary: Mrs. Hudson is leaving for the summer and her niece is taking over the boardhouse. Carmen is a mystery, and while Holmes suspects she is trying seduce Watson, and Watson suspects vice versa, they are both wrong. Carmen is playing matchmaker! Not your average MarySue.


  3. Author Notes: i know it took me a full lightyear to write this one, but i swear ill be updating more often. [[personal profile] waxjism: They go to the George Lucas school of writers.]


  4. (A/N: There is probably going to be more to this, i can feel it floating around in my brain, but i don't know yet. Written for a prompt on anon_lovefest, which i think i promised, i can't remember...)


  5. Summary: Some things about ourselves are so painful to acknowledge, we almost wish we could cut them out of our skulls. [Let me guess. You can feel them floating around in your brain, right? I admit that does sound painful.]
    Dean investigates a haunted B&B that will bring back discarded memories of a familiar face.


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Mar. 9th, 2010

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On today's special episode of New Kinds of Gender Essentialism Fail we bring you... handwriting.

In today's discussion of ADHD, the hot lecturer expressed her sympathy for boys who were forced to be inside, learning penmanship, when they should be out "fishing and climbing trees". Girls, she said, in contrast, like penmanship, and you can just see how they all get into it and they have better fine motor control and they start trying to create their own "style", when boys "don't even have a concept of" personal handwriting.

Yes, Hot Lecturer. You got me. I'm a girl, which means I was born with a genetic fondness for legibility and curlicues. That must explain how only women wanted to be scribes in primitive societies - oh wait. Well what about the way that only female animals indulge in ornamentation - no. Well, the way most artists are women - no, okay, the way women are inherently better at writing than men - no... gosh, well, apparently this inherent characteristic magically vanishes after third grade!

By the time I had convinced myself that yes, that WAS actually what she meant, the conversation had moved on, and I was left speechless with rage. WHAT? I mean SERIOUSLY? WHAT?

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princess, don't defend the shoe to me, simple, shoes, artsy

retro heels

top: 1. Hush Puppies "Liliana" 2. Office "Rip Her Buckles"
bottom: 3. Bordello "Saloon" 4. Hush Puppies "Venetta"

 

 




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plebefic summaries: Jude claims that Robert is a "delicious man"? How does he know that to be true?

  1. Summary: Dean is Lucifer (not possessed) and decides to screw the angels (and demons) over and NOT bring about the apocalypse.
    Cas still loves Lucifer!Dean and thus commence the sexin’s.
    How does Sam react? Not well. Dean erases Sam’s memory and hides him from the angels that want them both happen. 13 years later Sam has a family. What happens when the angels find them?


  2. Summary: Jude claims Robert is a "delicious man"?
    How does he know that to be true?


  3. Summary: In the end, how do you choose between the life you've created, and the one who makes your life worth living? And what do you loose sight of in the meanwhile?


  4. Summary: It was incredibly hard not to break into a run.)


  5. Summary: ‘Brad Pitt is fugly’


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Mar. 8th, 2010

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Really old bandom ficlet newly posted

I'm trying to cure myself of leaving half-finished WIPs on my harddrive this year, and I found this one, which I think came out of a conversation with [personal profile] bexless several years ago about how Pete Wentz would make the worst sub ever. On the one hand, it's short enough that it's more of a sneeze (or a joke?) than a story, but on the other, it's never going to get any longer! So here it is.

Giving Orders in Bed for Dummies @AO3
Patrick/Pete established, inexplicit, 411 words, humor/kink

Eventually it was clear that his options were (1) give in, (2) listen to Pete whining about it for the rest of forever, or (3) kill him, and Patrick wasn't entirely confident in his ability to commit the perfect murder yet.


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Converse All Stars Scribble Plaid Hi in red and Print Plaid Ox in runner yellow/black/red



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plebefic headers: warnings Happiness?

  1. warnings Happiness?


  2. Genre: Angst. Slightly AU-ish. Or canon but with a twist that doesn't make it quite canon.


  3. Pairing: Rubber Ducky Junior/Judsie Law


  4. Summary: Hunted by the Host’s most menacing agents, Prince Castiel races home aboard his starship, guardian of the secret plans that could not only save his charges, but the entire galaxy…


  5. Summary: Holmes has a developing case of dementia praecox and he’s unable to deal with it on his own, but will just-married Watson be there for him, having settles down with his new life?


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Mar. 7th, 2010

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monochrome playful flats of the day

top: 1. Rocket Dog "Shuffle" in prism 2. Faith "Astary"
bottom: 3. Daniblack "Illusion" in pewter 4. Alexander McQueen (his styles don't have names)

 
 




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plebefic headers: because not even space pirates can withstand the mightiness of aaron hotchner

  1. Summary: Five hundred years have passed since the human race was attacked and forced underground. What happens when a human boy meets one of the monsters? btw, this is way AU, like magical creatures/monsters AU


  2. Summary: Because not even space pirates can withstand the mightiness of Aaron Hotchner.


  3. Summery:Patrick shares with Pete that he's never spent a single Valentines Day with anyone because of unpopularity earlier in life and touring later. Pete seeks to remedy this by finding him a valentine, but what he doesn't realize is that Patrick gave him a TOTAL EPIC HINT that all he wants to do is be with Pete.


  4. Summary: Jin can’t confess and he talks about the things he likes about Kame (I suck! What’s the use of summaries if you suck at writing them anyway?)


  5. Disclaimer: I don't own these people. They just have pretty faces.


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Mar. 6th, 2010

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Lady Gaga picspam (image-heavy)

Last night I decided to download a ton of pictures of Lady Gaga, so obviously, the next step is to make a picspam! NOT safe for work! There are several completely naked pictures in here. And nipples.

 

 



By the way, even though I am fortunate to mostly be surrounded by fellow Gaga-lovers, occasionally I see people indulging in Gaga-hate. And that shit isn't cool, so please don't bring it here. I don't care if you don't like Gaga, and will not be in any way edified or enriched to hear about it.

Lady Gaga x142 )

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I have no idea what this dream even means, but it was funny.

Last night I dreamed my 8th grade English teacher was in charge of a class that included me and all the fictional characters in media fandom, and she put me in a group with Ronon, Teyla, and Gwen from Merlin and then assigned us dust (literally: dust) as an essay topic. I was so pissed off that I started ranting at her - "I can't write an essay about DUST!" - but unfortunately for me, Ronon was laid-back and Gwen and Teyla were too nice, and kept saying they were sure it would be fine, while she assigned other groups topics such as Spaceballs and romance novels.

She wouldn't listen to me, and actually seemed kind of smug - although this particular teacher never did it, you know that way teachers do, when you're the ONLY one who ever has the answer, and they've just decided not to listen to you, as if it's your fault that nobody else will raise their hand and apparently nobody else even knows because they keep calling on other people who guess wrong, and then they finally tell someone else the answer, rather than calling on you at all, and then they're like "Look at my awesome teaching skills, I got someone other than Cim to give a shit" even though the person totally didn't give a shit, and when enlightened was just like "Duh, uh-huh".

ANYWAY, she was like that. And she refused to let us write about anything other than dust. Ronon pointed out that Rodney knows everything, so I asked Rodney to find some kind of tangential connection to something interesting, like big shiny machines. When I woke up, I was saying, "Like, a whatsitcalled collider thingummy, it bombards particles with other particles, right? And dust is particles, right? I mean, different particles, but dust must be involved somehow."

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writing, ^_^, call ikea, i kind of dig this, ;)

Bordello "Damsel" in red and black



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